Oh my god! This past week I have literally been in HELL! It is unquestionably a hell of my own making though.
I eat SHIT LOADS of lollies. Gallons. Tonnes. All my friends will tell you that lollies, cakes and chocolates are all I live on.
For this pesky little addiction I have forked out over $20,000 in dentist bills.
Now the final straw, I had to get one of the teeth I had already had 2 root canal therapies on, so in total the little bitch cost me $6325 and it had to be ripped out anyway.
So no more excessive cake eating.
No more lollies or I'll end up looking like this guy.
From now on closed mouth smiles ONLY. Tooth gapped grins are for pirates and Amy Whinehouse.
Or maybe I should just get all my teeth replaced by gold grills like this sexy bitch?
Oh you poor baby !!!
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